Selectively Deaf T-Shirt

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Your name? Nothing. Treat bag crinkling three rooms away? Olympic sprint. This funny dog shirt captures the Frenchie selective hearing experience perfectly. Bold type, iconic bat ears, zero explanations needed. Soft unisex pet lover apparel made for real Frenchie life. If you know, you know. Wear your pup's personality. 🐾

🐾 Gildan Softstyle® 64000

🐾 Unisex fit

🐾 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)

🐾 Light fabric-breathable enough to keep you cool during those marathon fetch sessions

🐾 Runs True To Size

🐾 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Tees That Get Your Pet Parent Life.

For pet lovers who know comfort is the new fancy.

Premium Everyday Comfort

What Makes Our Tees Special

Made with 100% ring spun cotton—the kind that's crazy soft but actually holds up to real life. We pre-shrink everything so your favorite tee fits the same way on wash day 50 as it did on day one.

At a breezy 4.5 oz, the fabric breathes with you from your morning dog walk to late-night cat snuggles. And the unisex fit? Relaxed and easygoing, just like your best weekend shirt should be.

Built to Last

We reinforce all the spots that matter—shoulders, sleeves, neck—with double-needle stitching so your tee can handle whatever your day (or your pet) throws at it. The collar is quarter-turned to keep its shape and ditch that annoying center crease. Plus, the tear-away label means no itchy tags—just rip it off and you're good to go.

Free & Easy Returns

Not loving your tee? No worries, you've got 30 days to return it for your money back. And if you're in the USA, your order is printed and shipped right here, supporting local printers from coast to coast.

Comfort That Feels as Good as a Frenchie Snuggle

Soft enough for couch naps. Tough enough for dog park chaos. Our premium tees are made from skin-friendly fabric that holds up through vet visits, treat runs, and whatever your bat pig throws at you. Whether you are walking the neighborhood or losing the couch to a 25-pound potato, this shirt lets you rep your Frenchie without sacrificing comfort.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're proud to print every tee in the USA, with printers coast to coast ready to bring your favorite designs to life.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently we ship across the USA, and to Canada!

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Absolutely! Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email so you can keep tabs on your package as it makes its way to you (and whichever four-legged friend is waiting for their human's new shirt)!

What materials are your products made of?

We only use the good stuff—soft, comfy fabrics that feel great whether you're cuddling on the couch or chasing your pup around the yard. Every tee is made to last through all those wash cycles (because let's be real, pet hair happens). You can find the specific material details on each product page!