Dead Battery or Tiny Tornado. Zero In Between.
Chainsaw snoring at 2am. Selective hearing at all other times.
Called their name 47 times. Heard a chip bag from three rooms away.
Splooted on the couch you just cleaned. Farted and looked at you like you did it.
Somehow still the best part of your day.
You know exactly what you signed up for.
Wear it like you mean it.